It's my 12th Anniversay Today

thats what love is about

not buying gifts when "the man" tells us we're supposed too

most cool girls already know this

 

<----- tres cool *nods*

 

Happy anniversary, warmhanded!

 

yes. i'm jealous.. damn it. wanna just adopt me? would it be weird if i called you mommy?

 

i have just thought about and turned it around until it was weird in the right way

 

I already have lots of hipforums kids coming to live in my garage.

And I will sex them all... mwahahahahahaaa!

thanks ol stoner.

 

really? i wanna watch!!

opcorn:

 

I would have to de-louse them all first.

 

can't we just pretend to be monkeys?

 

How was your anniversary?

 

Happy Happy! And congrats! I've never had a twelve year ANYTING (except birthday, and I think I spent that getting high in a drainage culvert).

Oysters dear. Oysters. And I know, pearls aren't vegan.

 

ohh.. shows how much i know about fancy jewerly

 

Happy anniversary warmie...I would have baked you a cake if I'd known. And then wrapped it in bubble wrap and sent it by UPS.

 

ddamnn, I would've liked that

It was nice, but there was NO SEX!

I was in a seafood coma

 

^ anyone wanna adopt me??

 

I had really AWESOME sex last night. Jules had been sick for the past week and I was having withdrawl...

 

I have a clear criminal record.
I could... PLUS my husband is a social worker. It would be a nice home.


Can you pick up dog poo?

 

bare handed?

I could also double as a sex slave....

 

I also assume shrimp is a collateral in this contract?

 

You can use a plastic bag turned indside out if you'd like.

Yeahhhhhhhh Daisy! You never tell us about your sex life :drool: :wank: