Its about to be 2005

Don't know... Of course I have no experience with such things....

 

I would write...

Kiss my ass, fuck you all..I will see you in hell my fellow sapians...
and please burry me with some beer..thank you and good day..

 

I don't wanna die.

 

Then don't...

 

dear people
the reason why im dead is b/c im not alive. and im not alive b/c im dead. the reason why i choose to be dead is b/c there were no pizzarolls or margaritas left. if only you would have bought me some pizzarolls and margaritas.....anyway, i guess i'll be waiting for you down here, just be sure to wipe your feet before you come in, i dont want a big mess to clean up.

 

But how can I prevent this unfortunate occasion from happening?

 

Ummmm... you wanna come over and have some pizzarolls and margaritas with me?

 

! why.....i would love to...are they good margaritas? i like lime and strawberry the best

 

It wasn't your fault. I love you.

 

I'm famous for my strawberry margaritas! They're excellent (and they get you drunk really fast ).

 

oh good! that sounds like a good time, after we're drunk can we roll around naked in some paint and make body paintings? that would be so much fun hahahaha .....well IMO it would be....
and thanks for the margaritas....you may have saved a life.

 

Now that's what I'd call body art And hell yes we can do that, sounds like a blast!

 

yes!! im so glad you agreed, cuz uuum *looks behind her* i already brought the paint and canvases

 

Haha, awesome, my kinda girl! I think this is gonna be the best New Year's party ever!

 

! i think it is too.....i'll drink to that!

 

Cheeeeers, chica!

 

you couldve seen this coming, if u wanted to. believe it or not ill only miss a few of you. Especially YOU. but dont worry...its all good. just remember me in every tomorrow. ive only gone to rest a little while.

 

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I sent you breast for the New Year and this is how you treat me?

 

Frances and Courtney, I'll be at your altar. Please keep going Courtney, for Frances for her life will be so much happier without me. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
Suicide note.
~~ Kurt Cobain, musician, d. April 8, 1994

Goodbye, everybody!
Last words as he jumped off the cruise ship "Orizaba." (His body was never found.)
~~ Hart Crane, poet, d. April 27, 1932

To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?
Suicide note.
~~ George Eastman, inventor, d. March 14, 1932

Goodbye, my friend, goodbye
My love, you are in my heart.
It was preordained we should part
And be reunited by and by.
Goodbye: no handshake to endure.
Let's have no sadness -- furrowed brow.
There's nothing new in dying now
Though living is no newer.
Written in his own blood, and given to a friend the day before he hanged himself.
~~ Sergei Esenin, Russian poet, d. Dec. 28, 1925

When all usefulness is over, when one is assured of an unavoidable and imminent death, it is the simplest of human rights to choose a quick and easy death in place of a slow and horrible one.
Suicide note.
~~ Charlotte Perkins Gilman, writer, d. August 17, 1935
( As an advocate for the right-to-die, Gilman committed suicide on August 17, 1935 by taking an overdose of chloroform. She "chose chloroform over cancer.")

Lets see if this will do it.
Accidental suicide as he shot himself with a blank-loaded pistol on the set of TV spy show "Cover Up." The concussion forced a chunk of his skull into his brain; he died six days later.
~~ Jon Erik Hexum, actor, d. October 18, 1984

All fled--all done, so lift me on the pyre;
The feast is over, and the lamps expire.
Suicide note.
~~ Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first - an attempted suicide.
Shot herself during broadcast.
~~ Chris Chubbuck, newscaster, d. July 15, 1974

Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Suicide playing Russian roulette.
~~ Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978

They tried to get me - I got them first!
Suicide by drinking Lysol.
~~ Vachel Lindsay, poet, d. December 4, 1931

I must end it. There's no hope left. I'll be at peace. No one had anything to do with this. My decision totally.
Suicide note.
~~ Freddie Prinze, comedian, d. January 29, 1977

 

i do