it's 4am

i like trix yogurt

 

i sense red lipstick, too.

 

And crotchless panties.

I have ESPN too.

 

you're right, but then, i'm a bit of a detriment to anyone's sexuality, if we're going by names...

 

wooh. i'm getting all hot and bothered by all this.

well, not really. i'm just avoiding the dishes.

 

For shame.

 

O RLY?

Can you make me a boy?

Just for a day or two.

I wanna slum for a bit.

 

Oh shut up you.

>=/

 

hehe. a boy...now that would be hot.

 

Yeah.

It'd be cool to have a sensate attatched penis.

I prolly wouldn't even leave the house for those two days.

 

Jesus!


You think you'd be a bit more conspicuous. Busting a "wouldn't mind being a dude for a day"! Ballsy!

I have to wonder what people make of that name of yours.

 

Do you know what it means Rumples?

 

I have a theory

 

Don't you always?

Lay it on me Conan.

 

And deprive these fuckers the humiliating fun of figuring it out for themselves?


I wouldn't dream of it.

 

Nobody here cares Tyra.

I am just a few careless words in the crowd.

And you are afraid to be wrong in public.

Bitch.

 

I told you, flattery will get you nowhere.

 

Who says I wanna get somewhere?

 

Yeah um ....






I'm pretty sure you did, like four posts ago.

 

I said I want a sensate attatched penis.

I don't recall typing that I wanted it attatched to you.

Here's where your fantasy and my reality oppose.

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