itchy

RT is very itchy tonight.



i am being very delicate with my words....

 

Really? Tonight is one of the first nights I haven't felt extremely catty and over the top in ages. I haven't threatened to curb stomp anyone or told anyone to bite me or n00b bashed...nothing! I'm losing my edge!

 

pay more attention. it's more about what's NOT here...

 

fucking noobs.

 

I've noticed that, too...I think...

 

lmao

every single one of my threads are getting deleted

 

I've avoided posting in them because I rather like my post count. You understand.

 

you are so fucking offensive. everyone hates you.

 

hmmmmm

 

Sometimes this forum makes me feel lost and like I should've ridden the short bus home.

 

especially baby jesus

 

I wish I could have thrown baby Jesus into the pyre thousands of years ago

 

that's the ultimate fail..

 

I take it back
Drop kicked
that son of a bitch

 

Toddlers punt more easily. They're not as soft.

 

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster