It sucks being a guy

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Codmouse, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it seems like most genuinely horny women are also obese. it's like having an extra hundred pounds weighing down on the pussy must somehow stimulate it or something.

    females that are even moderately attractive hate sex. they say otherwise just to fuck with us, but then when it's offered to them they always have an excuse ready.
     
  2. Smitty25

    Smitty25 Senior Member

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    :rofl: Hahahaha What?!????
    Man, you can't have the greatest sex life :p.
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    If hot girls were always going to buy you dinner before you put out, you'd learn to always get the free dinner first
     
  4. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    But I buy dinners for ugly girls too "/
     
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