Israel Is Where I's Going

I suggest the community college route.... you'll get the same amount of education as you would from a university but have more financial freedom as it is uber cheap. you aint no soldier, boy

 

right on. always looking on the bright side.

 

Community college could be a good way to go. Man, like just feels like a breaking news story lately.

I go an e-mail from my university in Arkansas saying that there's a new program instated that might wave the out of state tuition for international students as long as they live on campus... and it is possible that I qualify for it. I'm even more indecisive now than ever

My shrink did write me up a nice long letter and he says that it should work for immigration. He also promised to smoke a joint with me before I leave for wherever I go.

 

don't you just love that indecisiveness, makes every day super interesting


good luck

 

There's so many things to say at this point, I just can't choose one....

 

Haha, indecisiveness is killing me. A good week ago I was 100% sure I was going to Israel, you know... had my mind kinda prepared and all of that... and now, it's like there's one more chance... I just hope that whatever ends up happening actually happens... sitting here on my ass is doing me no good, but I am trying to take advantage of it by writing lots of silly music and well... ehh.... sitting alot

 

if you have no money, if you get deported, do they pay for your airline ticket? how about taxi to the airport?

 

I actually think that they pay for your ticket and give you a ride to the airport.

Apparently though, the US doesn't really deport, unless you live in a very conservative county on your state. The danger with this whole thing is that if you leave the country, you can't come back legally because you have no status.

 

so.... lets say you moved to anywhere in california.... you could stay there and as long as you never got into any trouble there'd be no chance of you being deported?

 

Yes, theoretically.

But you will probably starve to death and live on the streets without a legal job in Cali considering the cost of living.

 

Imma Be honest with ya pavel, if ya havent guessed by now im arrogant and ignorant as all fuck, I dont know what to say because honestly i dont understand it and dont be offended when i say i dont want to understand it because i cant im not even gonna try.

I know a Shitty situation when i hear it no matter what beurracratic bullshits involved.

But i'll say this Man, Yer a good guy, a good kid with a good heart and brain to big for your own good, you can use your brain as a tool or as a weapon but i dont care what ya do with it just put that motherfucker to good use.

Im Praying for ya pavel, praying or eating dorritos watching the simpsons, my thoughts are with ya man

Good Luck













You Lunatic Bastard

 

Haha, thanks man

I'd rather you eat Doritos than pray though, I think it works better... at least your tummy gets attention... yes yes.

I do need to put my brain to good use though, now it's just chilling and I don't think it enjoys chilling for long periods of time. This forum is probably the only intellectual stimulation I can get in life right now, which might explain my ridiculous post count of late

 

i think you could get a military defermit by saying the gun is to heavy to lift... i think looking at your skin and bones, its quite believable

 

I would, but I've developed some insane muscles doing physical work for two months here, so I actually look a tad more buff... so it won't fool them, no sir.

Even though that's a good idea

 

you could join the military here, and then you would only have to go to Iraq....wait....that doesnt solve anything....

 

Haha, they won't take me into the military here even if I try. Thank satan.

I did get a bunch of recruitment letters while I was in college, they didn't know any better I guess... they made a lovely bonfire... cooked me some potatoes!

 

why wouldnt they take you? they took me and I have convictions.....

 

Because I cannot be proud to be an American, not being an American.