Israel Is Where I's Going

Sorry Seamonster, am I ruining some type of Daddy fantasy for you by saying that?

As for jobs for illegals... well now... you should've lived in my development in Orlando. I'd say a good majority of the construction, landscaping, carpentry, etc.. jobs were all bolstered with illegals... Not saying that's the way to go, but.. believe me, these people make a living...

 

I can't get a job, even if I could get an illegal job, I wouldn't. If I get caught, then everything goes to shit. The place I work at now is owned by my family, and is away from everything... there is no chance to get caught working here, plus... there is no record of them paying me as it is, so immigration can't really prove that I'm WORKING there.

My academic record is good, even though I probably have some Fs from last semester because I stopped going to class (unless my teachers were nice enough to drop me like I asked them to). Other than that... I had a 4.0 the semester beforehand, and have impressive high school grades and impressive SAT and TOEFL scores... plus, I have AP credits, and so on and on.

BUT.

Must schools in the US, well 99% of schools in the U.S. do not offer international scholarships. This is why I went to Arkansas in the first place... scholarship... I could afford it.

 

Aye, there are Haitians and Mexicans working illegally here everywhere, but... they've got nothing to loose, while I do.

 

Orlando, isn't that where



live?

PS stop being wrong, he already has an illegal job and Jewish people fight wars

 

sea, what the hell is that drawing supposed to be?

 

its a vaginal douche

not saying you are necessarily, but I've heard Orlando is the worst place in the country for about a million reasons and i think I believe it

 

Yeah, I feel that way about a lot of places I've never lived in.

 

Disneyworld is there, thats all that needs to be said

 

I just broke up with my girlfriend because she said she liked disney world

BSR, we can't get married, but I'll see about adopting you...at least to get you out of there

 

My friends working in Disney say that they like it. It's very gay friendly.

I don't think my mama will let you adopt me Gary

 

If she doesn't I will kick her ass, how about that?

(in court or the marketplace as i am half jewish)

 

Sir Rubin, I really hope this all works out for you. How long would it take for you to get your visa back if you did go back to Israel? You said something, I believe, about not having to enlist until August or so, right? Would that give you enough time to get your visa back and leave again before you had to go?

At any rate, I'm not even going to attempt to offer any kind of advice. I have no idea what's best for you and I know nothing of Israel or their army. Any advice given by me would be a combination of assumption and talking out of my ass. Just make sure you take care of yourself, and if you do have to serve, make sure you make it back here. That way we can kick back some beers one day. Good luck my friend. My thoughts are with you.

 

Hahaha, nah... I couldn't do that to my mama, it would break her heart.

 

Cheers man

I could use me a beer, yes sir.

It might be August, but it might also be the next day. Enlistment periods are odd in Israel and change all the time. Even if I would get my visa back, they'd still not let me get out of the country.

 

Just a thought, but what would be the chances of pretending you went back to Israel and having your brother do the correspondance from Israel to get you your visa back while you laid low in the US? Is there a photo op necessary or can it all be done through the mail and over the telephone?

 

Both US and Israel immigration are assholes that follow you like the moon follows the sun. Laying low in the US wouldn't be the best of ideas because immigration would still know that I'm here, while pretending to be in Israel will be impossible because the Israeli immigration knows exactly who is where. They have the best intelligence in the world and only 6 million people to follow, they have the time.

Even though, I can indeed do all the visa shit through mail and phone.

 

Find a bum and send him in your name. I know a guy that'll do it for $20 and a sack of good weed

Once again man, best of luck.

 

Speaking of ganj... another comfort in going to Israel is the endless amount of amazing weed and hash for awfull cheap prices. (40$ would get you a beautiful solid block of pure hash straight out of Afghanistan, Syria, or Egypt. )

 

you must organise yourself

start with a sheet of paper and make a mind map

sort out the best ideas and write up the pros and cons of each scenario

be pro active not reactive. if you allow events to control you...

contacting the school would be a start, talk to them. think about what it is you are going to say and what you need to say.

and keep your head straight

 

You should meet my stepfather, you sounds just like him

I am doing all of those things though, but in me head...and well... in this thread here.

To be completely honest, I kind of like the uncertainty, it adds excitement to life, but at the same time having a straight path and a straight head to follow it also feels right.

All I know is that I'll be alright. Shit, I'd even be alright if I had to go to the Ivory Coast, Kenya, Iraq, or so on and on. Moving is easy, adapting is easy.