Isnt this some kind of theft ?

he slapped a young child in the face whom she was babysitting and was surprised when she kneed him in the crotch, i think thats the jist of it
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i thought she hauled off and gave him a good kick.

 

damn, you see i always get these things wrong
i'm just kicking myself now
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But he really wanted us to know that she was naked from the shower when she did it...

 

well, the mongo mangoes would just be a'swinging! and therefore, clearly, she was flirting with him.

 

it was simply a moment of passion on her part gone wrong
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wait are you being serious? I kinda skimmed through the thread, i guess i missed that part?

 

its at times like this, I wish I wasn't so English
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You "checked out her underwear"????
uhhhh CREEPY

Leaving the bill, whatever. That's just make posturing and boasting, beating your proverbial chest. Me so manly, me spent much money on you, spread legs now! That's how it comes across. My reaction to it at least, that and "What, I'm supposed to be impressed because you spent too much money on a little bit of fabric?"

 

indeed. if she didn't want him to buy her lingerie, she shouldn't have given him a clear idea of what he cup size was.

 

serious, ask him how old this girl was, now this could well be a story he's made up, but hitting children isn't very funny is it?
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Mmm, yeah, dropped off the underwear (and the receipt, we can't forget the receipt!) anonymously, then came by to tell her and went and slapped the kid in her car "to shock her"..........
I'd've called the cops on that fucker.

 

i have no idea what you're saying there. it's like a foreign language. lol.

 

HEY!! CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!! this thread has surpassed 200 posts. well done. keep up the good work!

 

oh come on, how many guys, look at a girls uncovered titties and know more than, small, medium or wowwwwwwwww
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its a thing of beauty ain't it
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typically they wouldn't, but clearly GLM is a man of a truly discerning eye and brave enough to double check by rummaging through her underwear drawer. clever, clever caveman, eh?

 

oh yes. i'm so proud i could just shit.

 

oh I missed that bit, when did he find the time to do that, thats classy
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I slapped the girl because she had INSULTED me, OK ? And this nearly a minute or so BEFORE I got kicked, at that moment I had tried to relax the situation and flirt with her, there was ABSOLUTELY NO WAY she could take me as a threat to her or her niece - additionally I was standing in the door and SHE came to ME ! And furthermore, she did not knee me, she kicked me with her foot and with full force, possibly the fact that Im still a complete man I owe to the fact that she was barefoot, OK ? She was not trying to protect anyone, she was trying to DESTROY me down there, she even said so to a neighbour ("kaputtgetreten", that means something like smashed or kicked and put out of order) so stop telling bullshit will you ?