Isn’t 2 names enough?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gone and forgotten, Aug 21, 2019.

  1. why do we need a middle name? Seems useless, I think the world should be rid of middle names. WSU?
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I have two middle names :)
     
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  3. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    There are only 26 letters in the English alphabet, and 8 billion people on the planet. You can think of middle names as no different than adding your zip code or area code. In high school, my three best friends were all named Robert, my name, and people would greet us saying, "Hello, Robert, Robert, Robert, and Robert!" I've been "Wu Li" now for over 30 years.
     
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  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Are you suggesting we identify serial killers and assassins by only two names, heresy


    James Earl Ray
    Lee Harvey Oswald
    John Wilkes Booth
    John Wayne Gacy
    Mark David Chapman
     
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  5. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    If two names are good enough for Mickey Mouse, that's good enough for me.
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Not a good enough explanation. Donald Duck is the only Disney character with a middle name. .
     
  7. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Donald Duck could never have been elected president, if it were not illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse in Maryland. Having a shorter name makes it easier to join the Mickey Mouse Club. Mickey's my man! Donald Duck isn't even a man.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    My two middle names are my two grandfathers first names. :)
    Jocelyn Joseph Johannes Falkenberg.
    I like it, it displays a family unity, a bond and commitment. Lineage.
    And if I ever have a daughter, she will get my mums name, and my wifes mums name and if it's a son, he'll get the fathers names. Because family runs deep with me. :) We take it everywhere and all through life.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Hmmmmm…Hans, Klaus, Wolfgang, Ernst, Werner?
     
  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I do like Wolfgang, it's probably one of the coolest names :)
    Along with Helmut. :p I have also pondered the idea of naming a would be daughter with numerals, Jocelyn Falkenberg II

    Haha. I'd be bringing her up right, believe me. Folks'd better run for the hills.
     
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  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    one name would be enough, if it were culturally normal for each of them to be sufficiently unique.
    in such a culture, where no person, place or thing, was ever "named after" any other,
    the use of a locative, i.e. "of nebethira" to distinguish between rare duplications,
    would be sufficient for the rare instences where this would be required.

    no one is born to be a continuation of anyone else.
    inheritence otherwise is ok, but a name is a cage.
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Then you dont have a middle name

    You'd need an odd number of names for there to be one in the middle
     
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  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    May I Suggest That "Malcolm" Would Be A Wise Choice For A Middle Name..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    And what about the people who go about using their middle name as their moniker? Is that a Scottish thing?
     
  15. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    I had a middle name. I changed it legally so what was my middle name is now my last name and I dropped my family name.
     
  16. There's another guy with my same name in South Carolina. Either that or he stole my identity.
     
  17. Captain Scarlet

    Captain Scarlet Lifetime Supporter

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    Well I have 2 middle names . I also had until I changed it by depole a double barrelled last name .
     
  18. Serial killers can have 3 names
     
  19. I am he
     
  20. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    My middle name is the name of the Jewish soldier and good friend who died next to my Christian great grandfather in WWI. I honor it, because he honored the man.
     

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