Is Yogurt Sinful?

DaFug's yoghurt?

 

You are clad in penis's?

 

I Love Yogurt......In Fact I Love It A Bit Too Much...... And That's Why I Don't Buy It Every Time I

Go To The Supermarket.......One Spoonfull Leads To Many.......Then The Spoon Touches The Bottom Of The

Tub And Tears Well Up In My Eyes.......



Cheers Glen.

 

I could imagine going around to install her mirror and casually asking whether she would prefer it fitted in portrait or landscape.
Only a nutty professor like me can get away with questions like that.

 

That's a legit question. Think about it - most mirrors above dressers are hung in landscape mode but a mirror mounted on a door is probably portrait.

 

Ah, I switched to the dutch spelling without noticing. Happens often with a similar sounding (and written!) word, but esp when I'm tired.

 

You should buy enough to fill up your actual tub. This should suffice on a daily basis.

 

Just to be fair I have never considered calling you anything other than melania.

 

All this reminds me of the day that I was working in the theater box office while it was open.
People buying a single ticket are given a single seat to fill a row, so when 2 people who are together buy their own tickets, they can end up sitting apart. To avoid this, the cashier asks the customer whether they want a pair of tickets.
Being busy and working with a complex seating plan, the cashier does not have time to look up.
This day, she asked the question and got no reply. She repeated it and after a few seconds got the reply "I suppose you think that you are being funny".
She looked up to discover a guy who must have weighed about 30 stone blocking her window.
I had to beat a hasty retreat before I burst out laughing.
To add to the amusement. I got a call to the auditorium a few minutes later. When the guy sat down, his seat disintegrated.

Life in the London theater was endless fun. Their was frequently more comedy dealing with the public than on stage.

 

I think she's rather called Mel the Molestor

 

But that doesn't sit well with me, it kind of creeps me and irks me....
Even if that was her real real IRL name id still change it to.... The Mole.




Actually I used to call a guy this at HS. A fat piece of shit Macedonian. The mooooooole. Kinda mean maybe... But fuck him, he was a wanker anyway.

 

Meloster.

Morbid Mel. Hmm no, Malicious is still better then

 

Only in Asmo's fantasies

 

Uhm not so! Bft4evr is hinting at your clothes that your necklace matches as you said.
I only mentioned the necklace. And I don't like fantasizing about those shriveled up limbs either (despite my yogurt cult encouraging it to cut them off non yogurt fans and adding them to our bowls)

 

I know that. LET ME MAKE MY JOKES IN PEACE ASMO

 

Melania.. She's got some appeal ay. I don't look at her often but dayum.

 

I like her best from her eastern european modeling era

 

Looks nothing like her now! She must have had some cosmetic surgery to her face?

 

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Dude, Melania Trump has had so much plastic surgery it will take her 1000 years to decompose