Is Yogurt Sinful?

I was also just eating yogurt right now and had some weird reaction to it, the roof of my mouth broke out in bumps and got extremely sore and now it hurts to swallow. Weird

Just the lort's way of punishing me for my sins I guess

 

that's uhh definitely goats dairy in there then.
this ain't no parody! this is the real deal fo shizzles.

 

I ain't even going to touch a yogurt for a while I don't think haha. I've been having peaches and jelly or peaches and syrup in a little tub instead.

 

You dont wanna fuck with yogurt
Because yogurt will fuckin kill you

 

I had a Yoplait Orange Creme yogurt for breakfast along with some oj and a blueberry muffin. No adverse effects.

 

Give it time. Ain't no way OJ and Dairy are sitting well.

 

Its been well over 90 minutes. Still alive and kickin'

 

Yo, Gurt is gonna pop you one in the belly!

 

It was probably fake yoghurt then.

 

You've been redeemed by the blood of an orange

 

It was Milo and milk really, wasn't it.

 

Milo? Never heard of her

: p

 

Nope - this is it...

 

Yeah, that's 1% real yoghurt max.

The only way to enjoy real yoghurt without unwanted consequences is to embrace the ways of the dark lord.

 

So Meliai (commonly known as Malicious Mel or Mel the Molestor by fellow long time forummers) has been enjoying yoghurt for years. Vows to avoid negativity only like a day ago. Then this happens:

Case rested.

 

Mel the Molestor?!?

More like Mel, the Molestor of Asmo's Mom


Edit, no dont like that either. Molestor is just really not a nice word

Asmo's mom gives consent, to clarify

 

I indeed shortened it because the full title remains confronting for me

 

If you don't like to be called like that I'd advice you to remove your penis necklace made from the genitals of your victims.

 

It matches my outfit