Is this what make up does to a woman?

Yes, only it's reversed when you wakeup in the morning.....lol...

 

You can't just wash it off with water and a washcloth?

 

Some of the specialised make up used in film studios needs a blow torch to get it off.

 

If you wake up in the morning and start scrubbing girls faces with a yard broom, no wonder you are finding it hard to get a girlfriend.

 

I'll take the one on the left! Easily. Then...
Once those lesions heal up she'll be 10x better than the made-up "fake doll" version. IMO

 

Shocking.

 

Moderation is the key

 

I would like to know why women spend an hour or more in front of a mirror every morning to look perfect and try to wear clothes that accent their features, but when men compliment them it's considered sexual harassment.

 

Exactly but women do it to look beautiful to other women.

Men are not their answerer.

When I was in high school and walking with my mother in the steet. I was looking at a girl my age but that girl was looking at my mother instead of me. I was looking at her and she was looking at my mother. She never looked at me.

 

Interesting. You may have a point.

 

I am ugly either way.

 

Opposite sex has no interest in me. I wish I had never had interest in them.

 

Hollywood was the first to develop modern makeup, such as Max Factor. Its common for industry to develop such things for specific uses like movies, which also invented things like duct tape, although they use a stronger cloth version. After a century of development, modern makeup is actually pretty safe, but you don't even want to know what they used before Hollywood started demanding better products. These days, makeup is seldom quite so harmful, but plastic surgery has become cheap, and often a complete disaster. Boob jobs are the most common in the US, while butt implants are big in Brazil.

If you've ever met a few trophy wives, you would comprehend just how much money is involved.

 

Oh sweetie I beg to differ.

 

Fibbing is unbecoming.