Is this joke funny?

A guy goes into a cafe and saunters up to the counter.He asks for a coffee without cream.The waitress says,"Sorry,we don't have any cream,you'll have to have your coffee without milk..."

 

Sounds like an old vaudeville joke. It's good.

 

its funny if youre over 60 years old

 

i dont get it...

i mean.. im trying to make sense of it.. even in a "joke" type of way... but no.. i got nothing. lol

 

Oh, that just clicked in my head. Took a few reads.

Shroom_land, focus on: "he asked for his coffee without cream."

 

Your sex life has nothing to do with how funny the joke is.







And that folks is the funniest part of this thread so far

 

uh.. still dont get it..

lol :S

 

Shit.. I thought it was pretty funny.

 

didn't make me laugh, but humour is a personal thing

did you make it up yourself, are you trying out your own material?

it did remind me of how many times I've ordered a black coffee and been asked if I want milk with it

 

I didn't laugh, but it's kinda clever...

 

It would be funny maybe if I heard it for the first time instead of the 150th time.

 

Those kinds of jokes used to be delivered with whats known as a 'sting' on a trap drum kit after the punch line. though tecnicaly a misnomer, also sometimes called a 'rimshot'

Mildly humorous, chuckle-worthy.:2thumbsup:

 

i'd like to believe that half of you.. or all of you are liars.

 

It means you are over 60 on the inside

 

Not funny. The guy who said he didn't get it was 10 times funnier but even that wasn't worth a smile.

It's one of those annoying wise cracks people TRYING to be funny make. Like when you say "I gotta take a shit", and someone cracks "You gotta take one or leave one?".

 

It's a grandpa joke .

Another example:

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

 

I'll have a go -
The Dalai Lama walks into Domino's and says "Make me one with everything".

 

Yeah--that works.

 

this is seriously my best joke

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.
:rofl:

 

whats the difference between your mom and a rhinoceros?

one has big lips and a fat ass.. and the other lives in the wild.