Is there a bhang recipie that doesn't call for FOUR GRAMS of weed?????

That seems insane to me. I buy a one gram joint and can smoke it three times. Eaten or drank THC is supposed to require LESS weed, not more, than smoking it. Yet google a bhang recipie and all the results are like "First take FOUR GRAMS OF WEED..."
THAT IS F$@^& INSANE!!!!!!!
I took me a two day tolerance break and after not coughing my throat raw for two days and not having much luck decarbing weed, I'm ready to try drinking Bhang. BUT WTF IS UP WITH THIS BULLS**T???????
That is either gonna put me in a coma or waste fifty dollars worth of weed for a ONE buzz!
For F's sake, why would anybody even post such an excessive recipie, let alone that being the default recipie all around the web! Good lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

oh wow, hippies! here's fricken recipie that calls for FIFTEEN GRAMS!

AND it also says: "First add the plant material to the boiling water and steep it, like you do tea, for about 7-8 minutes. Doing this activates the cannabinoids on the leaves."
uh... no it fARcking doesn't! If I have to put weed in a fricken OVEN for 45 minutes, boiling water is NOT going to decarb your weed! Do these people think all stoners have the WEALTH of Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog, or Iron Mike??? This is the most PROFOUNDLY crazy thing I've ever encountered.

I could understand it if it was for a HUGE BATCH to get like FIFTY PEOPLE high, but the quantitiy of liquids used is LESS THAN A QUART.
COME ON! ARE THEY KIDDING ME?
Bhang - A traditional Indian recipe for cannabis-paste

 

Seriously-- how many of you would brew up 15 GRAMS of weed FOR ONE DOSE???? I need answers! This doesn't make any sense at all to me!

 

Back in my student days, one of the girls baked a batch of cakes with a few added ingredients while she was helping her mother baking for the church Sunday dinner old people. She hid them in one of the cake tins.
The following day, she took them to her friends party and was very disappointed.

Later in the day, her mother arrived home exhausted and told her about the bizarre lunch, where the 80 year olds were groping each other and swinging their sticks and walking frames above their heads.

Needless to say, they had both taken the wrong tins of cakes. Her mother never worked out what had happened that day and her daughter certainly never told her.

 

great story. i've been gazongoed to high hell by eating a brownie. best I can do with the oven method is "yeah I feel pretty buzzed."
only two days and I'm already writing obscenity laden complaints to various people I pay for various services.

 

tolerance break, that is.

 

Ive had the same problem. I wanna make edibles out of 3.5g or less. I tried to make firecrackers once and they didn't do anything, so i don't want to fuck it up again.

 

I did a two day tolerance break and discovered it felt great to spend two days without coughing, so I'm determined to find a method that works or buy a device that does it perfect.

 

Okay this is going to sound a little crazy but I'm specifically looking to cut out smoking if I can and I have a lot of limitations on edibles and actual THC capsules (just price. I can get $100 ounces at one of the 30 dispensaries in my town) I am LARPING at being a mystical cerebunic monk and so in addition to my "vow of poverty" I do a lot of fasting. I try to eat 3 meals a week and I am highly strict on sugar and carbs.

Fasting and ketosis have always effected me in a profoundly spiritual way and I can get visions and understand a lot of cool spiritual stuff, kind of like tripping, right? So I recall making serviceable cannabutter, but the batches were inconsistant.

With cannabutter I could do a nice bulletproof tea or golden milk with stevia.
To decarb in oil you heat the oil "until it begins to boil" but then I wondered if this might be a different temperature at different altitudes since I live at 4,200 feet in the Chihuahuan Desert Zones of New Mexico.

I hate what search engines have turned into. No information.

I thought the best thing is if I could make Green Dragon. Sounds like it can kick in quicker or even be used sublinually.

Well I want to share with you other hippies the kick ass WU method I found after a great deal of painstaking searching! You can tincture with regular liquor (in fact I'm sure you have to!) and you decarboxylize your weed at the same time.

It's supposed to take 20 minutes!

This is another thing that sounds crazier than shit to me, but you actually shove a thing of liquor into a preheated oven!

Master Wu's Green Dragon Recipie:

How to make green dragon tincture

 

Here's a thought: fuck the recipe, put in however much weed you damn well please. Problem solved, no need to rant and rave.