is that all ya got??

Discussion in 'Old Hippies' started by hippiehillbilly, Jun 11, 2006.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    have a brother stayin here again,, weve known him for a couple years..

    hes from norway,, hes 70, an has spent 35 years in the states..

    hes a vagabond lost..

    he works harder than any ,, well most anyone ive ever seen,,for his age..

    he wants to go home..

    we think we know why,,but even if we dont,we gonna help him..

    theres so much more to this story..:(

    in time me an dilli will elaborate..

    i just wanted to say ya can still work like a dog at 70 if ya choose to..:cool:

    love n light
  2. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    i think he has..

    he wants to go back before the only two kin hes got left dies...

    hes been back 4 times in 35 years,, last time was 26 years ago,,..

    all for funerals..

    its all good ..

    if he will let us help we gonna..

    love n light..
  3. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    oh i hope so,, we spent like 8 hours today gettin his online banking in order an convincing him that it was ok to put his camper in storage,,..

    now we just book a flight an the suitcase that he has had packed for this trip for 2 years may finnaly be opened..

    he has noone else,,so its all good..

    thanks for the best wishes..
  4. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

    great news,i think
  5. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    so gate,, this cats from norway,, hes 70 an basically a miser..

    how do we convince him that spending 8 hours on the internet searchin for cheap aifare,, we found him the best deal???

    jesus christ,, he thinks its like 1980 when ya could just walk up an buy a ticket at the airport..

    i meen i know ya can,, but for double to triple the price..

    so yer an old fuck,, any ideas?
  6. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

    yeahhhhh.....!!!!!!!!!!!113 hours n 38 minutes from the time i started slavin away we have his trailer in storage n his ass booked on a flight out june 24th...... n i didnt even try to strangle him once although i did think of it on several occasions...:)
  7. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    um thats 13 hours an 38 minutes..

    an i didnt raise my voice but once.. ;)
  8. Rapscallion

    Rapscallion Member

    You are to be commended for your "good" work on his behalf... what goes around, comes around...
  9. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

  10. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    umm hello?? why ya think we gettin the old bugger back home?
  11. THUDLY

    THUDLY Member

    My dad (who died half-crazy with Alterziemer disease) used to say when he was normal, "Everybody has a home they wish to return to. But, it ain't possible.":

    Good for you! You and Dilly mean well.

    But, if he does ever get back to Norway, he'll find most of his friends already dead and the places he remembers changed or gone.

    Such is life.

    Jesus! What a conumdrum! What a total bummer!

    Get a collection up from the local churches-- what the hell else are they good for.

    Send him home to find out the hard way.

    There are no winners here, you understand.
  12. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

    you can't go back
    you can never go back

    leave us alone to die in peace
  13. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

    You're a good soul.
  14. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    no collections needed he has squirled back about 10 times what we have in our bank account over the years..

    hes all set he leaves a week from saturday,, an we got him from here to london(he insisted on taking the train from there) for 570 bucks including junk fees..

    as far as everyone bein dead an evereything bein diffrent,, he knows that,, theres only his sister left..

    we just wonder if he croaks over there what the fuck we suppossed to do with his camper an his truck an all his shit??

    sure cant ship it to norway...
  15. Rapscallion

    Rapscallion Member

    Ask him before he leaves........and have him write it down....with an impartial witness..preferrably a Notary
  16. THUDLY

    THUDLY Member

    Is this an inappropiate post in which to ask: DOES ANYONE WANT FREE KITTENS? Hell, HBH is sending some Norwegian lunatic back to his stomping grounds, where they, no doubt, clubbed seals and ugly walruses and such,so why shouldn't he and lovely (I actually forgot her name-- I'm ripped once again)--Hilllbillies DILIGAFF--I REMEMEBERED!

    Where was I?

    Oh, yes-- a crate of cute pussycats, some black and white, some different shades of gray, every goddamn one of these oxygen-stealing 4-legged, one-tailed pricks are on a one way trip to Georgia.

  17. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

    thudly,,, dear heart,,,, i wouldnt suggest ya send them thar pussies down here,,,, i will gring them up n send them back to you in a box along with a couple from here,,, living,,,,..:)

    now this ol bugger headed to norway may be in a shipment to you if he doesnt get his ass done n ready,,, we are 45 minutes late in leaving for the atl cuz of him,,, n if he misses his flight he will be on his way,,, to ya,,,,, along with a couple cats too.... luvvvvvvvvin u ol man...:)
  18. THUDLY

    THUDLY Member

    Just a-joking, love: I LOVE MY PUSSYCATS, YEAH!

    I just don't like to feed them.

    How did the old Norwegian work out?

    I truly believe that you and HHB get in screwy binds as I do.

    I, also, have been known to take in stray humans.

    I've really never regretted it, but who knows what vicious beast is slouching its way towards Mc Mullen's Hollow?
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

    aw jesus,,, was a riot,,,, we was 45 minutes late leaving,,,,, he was ornery as piss,,, hes an angrier being than you even ...:)
    the woman at the counter requested i take him to the gate,,,,, almost the furthest away,,,, only for me to have to return to main terminal for a needed paper,,,,, so i was train hoppin in the atl for an hour,,, him causin a hassle at the xray machines n shit,,,, droppin papers all over,,, wanting to go back to an atm that he doesnt know how to use,,,, bitchin about all sortsa shit,,,, oh n he got an escort in a motor buggy thru jersey n stuff too cuz of his anger n attitude,,,,
    we aint heard from him to know he arrived,,,, but hey we got like ten years worth of cat food he left for us ,,,, NO absofukkinlutely not,,,,, we can send it up to ya n make feedin them felines easier on ya,,,,,:) anddddddddd some dorito fun paks that expired in 2004,,, n dont forget the exploded thermometer he gave me... :)
    gotta luvum tho...
  20. THUDLY

    THUDLY Member

    Glad he's gone.

    It isn't so much feeding the cats; it's feeding the goddamn coons that sneak in and scarf the food up. So far, I've shot 5 coons through my screen door with my grandfather's 1896 .22 revolver-- last night I killed 2. They come on the front porch-- sometimes in the daylight!-- even at night when the porch light is on. Man, there must be a passel of these ring-tailed fuckers! Three weeks ago, my neighbor about a mile away was attacked and bitten by a coon while he washed his car at 1 P.M.! He had to take the 6-shot rabies serum, which ain't cheap, though probably cheaper and less inconvenient than a funeral.

    I love my cats and hate my coons.

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