Is my Penis too small for Sex?

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by DannyHayes, Dec 26, 2017.

  1. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    This whole thread took me back to my early days in the theater.
    One of our cashiers was 5'11, weighed 17 stone and never stopped bragging about her appetite for men.
    Her long term boyfriend was little more than 5' and one of those guys who spent his time bragging that he had taken on guys twice his size in a bar fight. I always wondered whether he knew that she spent half her time telling us all that what he lacked in physical stature was more than compensated by the size of his penis.
    Life was such fun in those days before all the political correctness.
     
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  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    id have to say yes

    it does sound too small
     
  3. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL! Funny how folks talk up a good game to begin with, and of all people she ends up with "that guy". Some folks are phenomenal shit talkers. Do you know if they are still married?
     
  4. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    That was back in my early days and it was not her style to get married. Boyfriend sounded far more trendy at the time. I am not sure, but I think that the guy was married to another woman as well.
    If either of them are alive today, they would be over a century old. One of the managers at the time also liked her. We are still in touch, so when I speak to him again, I will try to find out. She was a real character and everyone in the industry seemed to know her.
    She had a daughter from a previous relationship who was my age, but she always introduced her as her sister. The daughter invited me to her birthday party after work one night and when I told her that I was wearing my work clothes, she said "Don't worry, everyone will be taking their clothes off at the door". Needless to say, I invented an engineering problem that meant that I would need to work late. LOL.
     
  5. Eric!

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    Heheheeee! Bet you had a blast, man!
     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I wonder if the OP is also a large dude where body fat percentage is concerned. That certainly contributes to the penis appearing smaller than it actually is.
     
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    ^^^.....Yep..... When I Started Gaining Weight It Wasn't Long Before I Lost Sight Of My "Best Friend".....:cry:.

    When I Was Talking To My Doctor I Said How I Was Ashamed Of Putting On Weight And That I

    Hadn't Seen My Best Friend For The Last Two Years......He Just Looked At Me With A Blank

    Expression And Said......" That's What Mirrors Are For Glen".....LOL.....:laughing:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    500 crunches a day.
     
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