I saw a post like this in the old forms (sniff I mis them) thought it was mighty, so hear's my crack at it.
I have NO IDEA what this is all about! Are you drawing our attention to the beard, your face, the hair? When I read the part about the hood, I thought you were going to ask about foreskin restoration surgery.
The whole package, I wasn’t wondering about any particular aspect, foreskin eh, can it be rebuilt? Maybe a photo of that would generate more discussion.
Hang on! Buy a hood for your knob, surely no one sells those, lets go into business together, make millions.
hahahah excellent pic halloween, that's sure to enrage around here. Maybe you could paste in a hot dog in one of his hands, he LOVED hot dogs.