it seems kinda wasteful to pass up a perfectly good cow that just happend to die in a freak accident.
a cow that's hit by lightning why not? it's already cooked too, that's a goddamn good deal and as far as the vegetarian, sure
Hilariously not Ravens. If you kill a Raven it's a huge fine because the Eskimos believe that when they die they're reincarnated as a Raven... No wonder the damn birds are always in the dumpster behind the liquer store.
god damn. i laughed so hard i got a cramp, then looked around furtively to make sure no one saw what i was laughing at.