Scruffy hair cures cancer, did you know? Krystin is jealous of everyone who has eyebrows. Krystin does not want cool glasses.
Gee-orge, that is the single most homosexual signature to ever appear on Hipfora. Sadly, it is more scary than arousing.
Half. They start blonde and turn into brown at the middle of my eye. I forgot the last half of that sentence. Are you without an eye, dear Katie?