Ok central Florida wake up and smell my weed.. I have been sitting on my ass for way too long and I'm single and ready to jam and start going out to live shows, so if you like the idea of a new friend and a fellow stoner who has no friends or family members that live in the state of Florida.. I have the ability and the time ,by next month I hope that I would have found a new friend..
Of course Florida is alive, right now you gotta go to Daytona Beach FL for the NASCAR race Daytona 500 this Sunday. Don't be a fucken bitch, get out there and party.
Dude, just because I dress like a sissy slut and I just might fool ya.. So you want to party do ya??? Man I am honestly going to tell you, that I haven't been to any beach in 9 years dude..
I'll party with ya bro but we gotta go to Daytona Beach man. It's happening right fucken now man, shit's going off. Daytona 500 this weekend bro. Let's do it! Let's fucken get it OOONNNNNNNNN!
Now I know this will definitely disappoint you , man I can't drive for another month.. I got a DUI a little while ago and I just have to pay it off and I won't be found in Kissimmee for a long while.. TBH it's starting to get to me, just sitting here playing and smoking..