Is anybody attracted to Dutch women?

i rule out lots of women from all countries. the country is just not the reason for it.

sorry for the on-topic post; i have no good tree jokes today.

 

I was trying to think of a way to use 'treemendous' but couldn't think of anything.

 

these jokes have to come naturally, they can't be forest.

to answer OP's question, i'm frond of women from all countries.

 

Don’t even, you thought it too!

 

D, I wasn't thinking about trees, I has thinking about tall, athletic Dutch women, in pony tails. Cmon now, you know me
Where did all this tree nonsense come from anyways?

 

OH! The palm trees in her pics!!!

 

They rule you out too.

 

Burn.

 

I like woman

 

good, sweet Eric. yes, that must be it.

edit, oh wait she does actually have pictures of her humping a tree in her gallery. I thought you just meant a palm tree in the background

 

I’m 6’2” so I have no problem with a woman who is 5’11’”

You claim to know a lot of women who are 6’3”, I just don’t know because I’ve never dated a woman who is taller than I am.
I think it would be kind of awkward

 

Dark hair blue eyes is pretty nice.
I have boring brown eyes.

 

yep. and the dutch accent is sexy.

 

Personally, double-Dutch is nice, but I'm saving myself for Japanese twins.

 

I've never seen the appeal of twins, I'd rather just two different girls.

 

The appeal of twins is you never have to worry about who you are screwing. Instant gratification is never having to worry about apologizing.

 

I am sure twins don't see the appeal of being with the same guy.

 

Its called, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

Sure, if one wants to resort to that

 

Wouldn't that just be like 3 different women though? Assuming it's a one night play. And what if those twins weren't actually the same in their sexual psyche. What if one likes what you do and one doesn't. See now your staring down the barrel of a double barrel shotgun but one side is loaded with with a chick you think you know how to please but can't and you don't even know about it. Lol. I can see it now too. You'd just be off lallygagging around in your prowess unknowest and non the wise that you're a terrible lay for this one, and the one you're compatible with, she's not getting anything right now.