I have an irrational fear that every time I leave a store, those damn detectors are gonna go off. I don't feel like watching that video.
damn, not only is the poor guy scared of fruit, but he's also obese. next, we'll find out he has micropenis and is addicted to dxm... he does kind of have a point though; there is no way a food should feel the way peaches do (but they do taste soooo good). and my final though: how full of shit was he when he talked about having had a girlfriend?
Hahahaha...Maury spoof... Meet Shandaleeya and Shaqueefalot, they are 12 and want babies... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUXPWQ-wTVg&feature=related
Don’t you just hate the way they’re all furry, and they don’t ripen off the vine, they only get soft and moldly …and, and ..... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Hotwater
I think it would be a lot more rational if he was scared of canned peaches.... they are like slimy and in sugar water and mad gross. we watched another video about a girl scared of cottonballs. she says "my kids chase me around the food store with bags of cotton balls and laugh... especially if they want something." haha
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I do not understand a bone chilling FEAR, as in running out of the house screaming, of inanimate objects.
i spent a good deal of time being afraid of going outside. it wasn't the people. i like people. it was GOING OUTSIDE. weird. i hated that.