Investment spoof

Discussion in 'Bare It! Nudism and Naturism' started by Ron Mo, Mar 24, 2021.

  1. Ron Mo

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    SPECIAL INVESTMENT OFFER

    This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
    Airport screening has become increasingly unacceptable.

    The radiation from the full body scanners gives cancer causing radiation, the personal body inspection is intrusive and embarrassing and the long lines can make you late for your flight.

    We are working with major airlines and airports around the world.
    Our special travel arrangements will give our customers special discounts, plus they won't have to go through the rigorous body inspections, in fact no body inspection at all.
    Using our special concourses and flights, our customers will avoid all the problems of airport security.
    Our customers will enter our special concourse where their ticket will be verified. They then go into a disrobing area where they remove all their clothes and put them into their carry on bag. From there our customers bag is scanned in the traditional way and off they go to the airplane.
    Travelers will feel safe and secure knowing that no-one has a knife or bomb hidden in their clothes. They will save much time by not going through the normal security. None will feel embarrassed because the only ones wearing clothes will be the airport security and flight crew.
    Upon arrival at the destination, our customers simply exit to the end of our special concourse and put their clothes back on.

    We believe this new fast economical way to travel will catch on fast. Plus the major change in security will save a lot of money. We believe our investors will be pleased.
    If you are interested in this investment please contact us at 'Flying Save and Nude
     
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    I hope these cartoon images works LOL
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