Into the Chat with a Smoke

that is so fuckrd up...my cat came home from a 3 week journey the same night yours splits?....

oh man...the tough douchebag that refuses to ''send vibes'' is in a dilemma

do i break my rule for faelixx

or do i stand my ground despite my crush on her

''good vibes towards you faelixx''



i feel so ashamed

 

my wife starts school again, do my month of having fancy dinners prepared for me every night and all the dishes washed is over... it was good while it lasted. dinner is my job when she's in school because I'm home earlier and I don't have to do schoolwork in the evenings.

so that said, anyone have any ideas for vegetarian dinner tonight? I'm drawing a blank, it's too early and I'm exhausted from too much sun yesterday. I got a fucking sunburn in September.

 

vegetable lasagna..its good for a second dinner in 2 weeks after you freeze some

but it has to be good the first time otherwise freezing some is pointless


make a nice chowder...i dont really like chowder but i sure like saying it

chowder

 

chowda

veggie lasagna might be good. might plan on that later in the week and look for a good recipe.

fucking festival yesterday was such a scam. they said on the website that there would be water available, but there was nowhere to refill a bottle and you had to pay $3 for a 500ml water bottle. the beer was PBR and it was $7 for a 355ml can... that's like a 600% markup from retail.

they also confiscated a couple grams of weed from me... I figured security would be kind of lax but apparently not. I had to get my buddies to bring extra joints.

 

why didnt you just say you want to go put the weed in the car...no way a security is taken my drugs...as soon as i suspect that they are getting close i would jet and say that i decided not to attend

you know they just kept the dope for themselves...they arent even legally alllowed to confiscate drugs...by law they must call the popo

 

she just tossed it in the trash. afterwards i realized that I should have just said I'll go put it in the car and crotched it, but oh well. the annoying part is that she didn't even search my pockets or anything, I could have had an ounce in my pants and it wouldn't have been found.

 

That could so be taken out of context...

 

An Ounce Would Only Amount To Half A Dozen Pubic Hairs...



Cheers Glen.

 

the garbage?...can you imagine what else was in there?....that is insane....were there cops around??

 

yeah there were a handful of cops. i was thinking that i would like to be the guy who changes the garbage bags.

 

It's a cat.. vets kill 1000s a day.. there's no shortage of them.. find another one.. yours is probably feeding a swarm of flies as we speak

 

too soon...

 

stupid,lazy and fat...he sounds like a dream boat

 

We all know how well she is at picking out men! :rofl:

 

she only has 1 boyfriend...since she joined....maybe 1 and a half........and we dont bring up each others indiscretions here..

this is the safe place

i happen to like her alot

 

So we tried having sex when trippin last night...

Little bit weird... I couldnt tell if we were one person, two separate people or wtf was going on... I felt like I was just melting into her...

I was tripping pretty hard in my defense.

 

Shroom Sex is one of my favorites. It's been awhile-long while now that I think about it. Things have to be just right-but when they are.....

 

we have a black walnut tree out front....quite the chore to harvest and clean them for eating...

 

maybe you need a squirrel..

 

Morning.....