Interupted sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by YankNBurn, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Just remember to do your Kegel Exercises during sex and you'll do just fine.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    don't worry, as soon as a lady lets me get to know her, i'll be glad to do so...

    it's just that my lack of experience does not translate well to one-night-stands (not to mention i have little interest in such pursuits)... and nobody has any interest in anything more serious than that
     
  3. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    don't worry about one-night-stand girls.. they're sluts :tongue:
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it's true... i have way too many insecurites...

    then again, i haven't met a girl that really likes me for who i am...
     
  5. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    well then they're nor worth it
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i know you're right technically.... but i also don't see how it is worth it to live my entire life alone
     
  7. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    you're so negative.. why would you spend your entire life alone? the world's not full of only unworthy girls.. but you know what? sometimes it's better being alone than in bad company.. but I know it sucks being alone.. it does.. just.. look in the right places.. or stop looking and the right girl will come to you - but you gotta believe it (as corny as this may sound lol)
     
  8. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    um laety. do you remember your posts last night? its very easy to feel despreately lonely.
     
  9. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I know, I completely understand.. but right now I am feeling less drunk and more rational/positive
     
  10. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    good
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    well i'm about a third of the way through the average lifespan, and i've spent that entire time alone, so i don't see why it would change. i know alone is better than bad company theoretically, but it's just hard when you haven't even had that bad company to learn from it...

    and yes i've looked everywhere, and nowhere... and i even did believe briefly... and it all got me back here being negative...
     
  12. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I understand. Just.. focus in the now and try and not worry about the rest of your life so much. Be here now. You don't know that you'll always be alone. And having a positive attitude will bring positive things to you, trust me. I should take my own advice.. and sometimes, I do.. and guess what.. it works! I know it hard to apply, though.
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    thanks... believe me, i do try to be positive... other than you people, i think everyone else assumes i'm content with my life...
     
  14. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I know it's tough.. I go through the same shit. Sometimes I listen to myself talk to people, like give them advice.. and think.. why the fuck can't I apply my own advice to myself? haha..
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    hmmm, i think we have a lot in common...
     
  16. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    talk to Hyphy, underwear. or just go speak to every woman you find attractive and try to get them to spend ten minutes with you, without expectations, and see if you like them. then take it from there.
     
  17. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Awwwwww.....This is so making me sad.
    You seem so nice and funny and stuff...And even your insecurities are adorable. So is your lack of experience.
    For what its worth, I would assume girls wait in line to get with you. Not just sexually, but in every possible way.
    Chher up :001_icon1
     
  18. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Im taking notes on all this stuff keep talking here, there is some good stuff. ;)


    And Underwear, if your only 24 and 1/3 the way thru your life, shit I mught not as well bother looking for that 4 letter "LOVE" word at my age, I must be on the fast downhill stretch of the roller coaster heading to the end of the ride.
     
  19. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    I think probably the reason you don't have a girlfriend is that you're always in your underwear.

    Just kidding....you seem so sweet and funny, I'm surprised girls aren't all over you. Oh crap, I'm just saying what Piaf already said. Well, we all like you, underwear guy.
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    thanks girls! :D


    i thought they liked that... :(
     
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