Internet penis

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by Jo King, Dec 7, 2013.

  1. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I was wondering if your above average sized internet penis makes you a better lover in real life or just your make believe world.
    Maybe this should be in random thoughts :|
     
  2. happilyinlove

    happilyinlove with myself :p

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    Lmfao you crack me up
     
  3. juicelover

    juicelover Member

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    I never thought of the size of my penis..I was married for 35 years, and have only slept with 1 women..before I met my present wife, and she saw the bulge in my jeans, and asked me how big I was..I could not tell her..I didn't know.(she had slept with several guys)..when she took it out..she said "WOW!"...went to the kitchen drawer, and took out her sewing tape.
    She then proceeded to give me the first blowjob of my life at the point I was going to cum...she whipped out the tape..and measured..8 inches and a bit..little over 4 inches or so around..I really never really cared...it seemed to satisfy my first wife..(12 years older)...and she never commented on my size...
     
  4. MochaMood

    MochaMood Member

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    That's pretty funny. Ever notice the ones with the most outrageous estimations of their own also seem to have no idea about porn dimensions either? I think it's usually a combination of wishful delusion and no idea of scale.
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Who are you talking to, Jo? Someone specific? This sounds like you are, lol.
     
  6. sadie_hippie

    sadie_hippie Member

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    What the? I think you need to get some sleep Jo King lol!!
     
  7. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    yeah a lot of wishing I think.


    no one specific it just seem to be happening on a regular bases

    I guess I have been staying up a little late lately :)
     
  8. Just_a_woman

    Just_a_woman Member

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    I think it makes them feel good without hurting anyone, since it's just internet fantasy. So, why not? But besides the feel good effect, there's nothing else, I suppose.
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Actually, I have to round down for the internet
     
  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Le Sigh...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i dont think it necessarily does, now of course nobody says they are a bad lover...a lousy lay if you will. but when i hear people talk about their enormous cocks i usually think i guess thats all he got because thats all he is bragging about.



    (yeah i chopped the quote a bit but just to keep everything in context, and easily understandable)
     
  12. Hennie

    Hennie Guest

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    Internet 'measurements' are very overestimated. Trust me, I've done some 'internet marketing' and I know they'll do anything to convince you that you have a small penis. Why? to sell you penis enlargers of course.

    Don't just look at the internet graphs, remember to look at the type of website presenting it as well.

    Anyway, penis size is almost irrelevant. As long as the cum lands in the vagina you're 'in'.
     

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