Insult the poster above

He told his wife that he'd go to the ends of the earth for her.
She cannot wait for him to leave and stay there.

 

shaves her feet

 

Keeps burning ice cubes, even after he looked up the recipe on Google.

 

she thinks you boil toast

 

i didnt know wobs drank till i saw wobs sober

 

is drunk on ginger beer

 

Stones is on offer in morrisons! Guess where im shopping this week?
Your paying the bill!

 

must think im daft

 

only just figured out what a girl wants when she spreads her legs

 

Wears ladies tights

 

wasnt allowed to have pets when she was a kid and one day brought a puppy home. she heard her mum coming towards her room so she put the puppy under her bed....her boxspring is on the floor though.

 

Eats food made by hand, second hand! Bin ...

 

goes alone through the love tunnel at the fair.

 

Haha....

Vacation costs a fortune! Single suppliments do...

 

uses metal darts on the electronic dart board

 

forgot to tell his girlfriend that he wasn't right.....in soooo many ways

 

Brushs his teeth with a horse rask!

 

Loves every body, but herself most..........

 

Walks around in a constant state of surprise since she shaved her eyebrows off.

 

haha....shaved those legs! now no one gets away, never mind a scalf!
used as a paint stripper...