Insult the poster above

Has a fetish towards hockey pucks.....;-)

 

got some sheets down at the thrift shop and they smell like pissssss but hey they were only 99 cents

 

Loves Monday mornings....;-)

 

Wishes he were Superman cause he likes the tights

 

Got chased down successfully by peyton manning

 

Was in a wheel chair at the time.

 

tried to use a magic carpet to fly to the moon

 

Sucks kittys toes, but makes her walk in the mud first

 

Gotta love me some mud right?
Fell in the toilet this morning and liked it

 

Sucks pee popsicles lol

 

cheats at males vs females

 

should be called Captain Obvious

 

Has 3 vaginas

 

lives up to his name

 

Will only sit down on seats that have been warmed by others stank ass first. Does his testing nose first, then by feeling.

 

tried to mate with a sheep cause she wholly likes holy whoolly things

 

Is a real lady killer. One look at him and women die of fright, instant heart attacks.

 

still wears nappies

 

didn't put his pants on today cause he thought the ladies would find it real groovy

 

hes only jeolous cause there was no one to dress him this morning