Insult the poster above

is not a true pen? ha

 

woke up from a drunken stupor with bob tattooed on his ass, but dont worry about when he farts because bob is wearing a gas mask.

 

Likes the feeling of old ladies nickers ...just wishes he understood why the need keeps putting him behind bars!

 

her coworkers thought she was eating a curry but it turns out her "friend" was coming for her monthly visit.

 

Ewwww hahaha....still wears his bib, never did quite get over his mother stopping the breast feeding...last month!

 

boyfriend threw away his glasses because the butterface

 

:baby:..found a mole on his back...called it doreen the hump!

 

robbed a bank to pay for the sex change operation but lost the money during the getaway.

 

Lost his life savings in a penny push machine...

 

got hands like sandpaper

 

Oh wobs, you should have said, i would have taken my exfoliating gloves off! When you said you liked it ruff, you know!

 

alledgedy trumps in bed

 

Has one tooth, uses it to restrain his cig..popeye

 

all her teeth are even ,just the odd ones missing

 

You're a right numpty, aren't you?

 

speaks proper english most of the time but randomly throws in a made up word like numpty.

 

Big word in uk pen, haha

Wish we could get him out of nappies

 

dream of her at night, i guess its more of a nightmare being she has a penis one tooth and is holding me down asking for my popsicle.

 

Has a popsicle for a head ...yeah, your a nightmare!

 

lives at the bottom of the hill because her car cant make it to the top.