Insult the poster above

is on the semen diet because its so low in calories

 

shouldn't try to tie his shoelaces, it doesn't seem to be working

 

Wears a tin foil hat to protect him from the moon's rays, even on cloudy days.

 

cleared the room with a cheese fart from that bottle of cheese whiz she had last night that was aged in morrow's twat

 

Ermmmm...ha@%$#

Washed his feet in cow dung, and his teeth in cow pee...

Ha! You never complained!

 

3 boy-scouts picked her out in a police lineup still not sure what she did though because they hide that shit when juveniles are involved

 

Played with that dog, just too darn much.....

 

Her one and only friend signed her up for the one way trip to mars and told her she would get rich from the reality show profits - not sure what you can buy on the red planet

 

your mom called...she needs her minivan back

 

Yer goat cheese pig brain samich is ready dear.....;-D

 

wonders around in the dark, expecting to catch a ware wolf....well, he set traps!

 

that isnt glitter in her snow globe.

 

Walks up the steps of the Empire State building to get high.

 

that isnt a globe he has around his neck. straps his humungus scrots up there!

 

she gave the last guy she dated blue balls so bad that when she finally slept with him her crotch looked like a smurf swallowed a firecracker

 

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha
he held her breasts soooo long, the nipples made imprints in his hands and he was convinced he was god him self!

 

should've tried hard and there may have been a miracle

 

buy him a better class of plaster(bandaid)

 

Morrow how much cum could your cumquat cum if your cum quat could quat cum. Obviously not very much.

 

Adrop? they are tiny....lol

buy an orange for you..squeez tight...................nice?