Insult the poster above

is so fat, when you sit down, you sit next to every body

 

Likes men, but only because she's a very confused lesbian.

EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with that!

 

storch-the only person EVER to look at a vibrator and ask "So,what's that for?"

 

dose'nt look good in my new dress. so give it back ta me:smash:

 

Lost 50 lbs. Later found it in her butt

 

You sold your soul for a vanilla wafer

 

Tried to dig to china using a spoon.

 

Uses the name "Vanilla Wafer" for posting free suck ads on craigslist

 

Wont watch foreign movies because reading takes to long

 

you are so wrong..i prefer subtitles because my hearing sucks


posting from jail with keystered iphone

 

Cries when he has a couple drinks

 

Is so ugly, when he was born, the midwife smacked his mother!i

 

Tried to make swedish meatballs but didnt have enough money to go to sweden.

 

Is so scared of spiders, has bats for pets

 

Is so batty, she has spiders for pets.

 

Ah yes-storch refused to climb onto a bicycle due to a fear of heights.

 

got fired from his last job for collecting ant heads in a vile

 

Was caught trying to remove caterpillar boggies

 

took a dump in the rap section of the local music store...and a piss in the country section.

 

And?.........

Shows his willy to the old peoples bus as it passes on the old mans trip out, but dont spoil it and tell him, sshhhhhh