Insult the poster above you

Has a butthole that smells of snatch

 

Stuck his finger in my butthole

 

Sperm- burping-gutter-slut. Cum-guzzling-road-whore. shmeg-lapping-turd-burgler pillow-biting-queer tada~ aristocrat!

 

Pretends hes Fox McCloud from Starfox, while his wife has sex with other men

 

Cant keep a beat

 

Old And Balding..

 

Even viagra isnt working for him anymore.

 

Is actually the long lost son of jabba the hutt

 

Has a shrine devoted to Carrot Top in his bedroom.

 

Has a whole harddrive dedicated to storing pictures of gay men

 

Has possesion of said hard drive.

 

Interned for Jimmy Swaggart Ministries as a teenager

 

Hangs out in men's rooms stomping on the floor underneath the stall walls.

 

Understands foot tapping code

 

Cleans under his toe nails at the dinner table using a steak knife.

 

Repeatedly drops the soap on purpose

 

Belches in Church.

 

what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit!

 

Loved to go on "religious journeys of discovery" with pastor Boy George

 

Goes to news stands and with a giant black marker, covers up all the cleavage and leg shots in the gentlemans magazines.