Insult the poster above you

The wind blows the prettiest melody through your ears.

 

You got all your furniture on big garbage day didn't you?

 

you buy all your clothes at the flea market right?

 

got her matress from the alley behing the homeless shelter

 

Was upset that someone took his mattress from the alley behind the homeless shelter.

 

Hasnt wiped in years

 

stole a car from a homless guy

 

Still sounds like Mickey Mouse.

 

Smells like garbage

 

Still buys parsley

 

Crumina's operation was a success. Mostly.

 

You best check yourself!

 

Tries to be an internet thug.

 

Says "nucular"

 

Stands way to close in casual situations, then farts or burps.

 

Was sent to sensitivity training again last weekend.

 

Dresses as though she was both colorblind and retarded.

 

Can touch his nose to his elbow. It's not pretty.

 

Ever heard of a bohemian butt pimple? well, she's the source.

 

your a whore. and... you have gonerreahea.