Insult the poster above you

What's a jerk like you doing in a place like this?

 

My grandmother is very upset that you haven't called.

 

We could braid your nipple hair...

 

You like star trek.

 

If a rat, a lawyer, and you were all hanging off a cliff over a bed of jagged rocks and I only had time to save one of you, I'd save the lawyer and stomp on your fingers so the rat would have something soft to land on.

 

So, are you pre or post op?

 

grows potatoes in his ears

 

warmhandedcanadian = hosehead.

 

also a hosehead and didnt realize it ... thus an intellecutally challenged hosehead

 

You are weak and flabby

 

You're like a lap dance. Expensive and full of empty promise.

 

You look like a bucket of smashed assholes. You ever seen a bucket of smashed assholes? Well you look just like one!!!

 

You are as stupid as a stone that other stones make fun of for being stupid.

 

If you were a joke (which you are) you wouldn't be funny.

 

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

 

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held onto it.

 

You're so old when you fart a little cloud of dust shoots out yer arse.

 

When your Hubby runs out for cigs. thats exactly what he's doing. He keeps his carton at Debby's.

 

gets drunk ONLY to have sex with transvestites and be able to blame it on the booze.

 

I was about to call an ambulance but someone told me you always look like that.