Insult the poster above you

lives in a smog infested city









(Im guessing)

 

If I had a quarter for every original thought you'd had, I'd be begging for change for the pay toilet.

 

Turns his condoms inside out so he doesn't get pregnant.

 

Listens to Imus

 

Lost three pounds... by removing his underwear.

 

Thought he had hard on, then realized his navel is an outtie

 

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

 

Donkey milker!

 

You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toe sucker.

 

His penis is so bent, he has to stand next to the goat to get it in.

 

All through school his teachers called him "special". He's finally starting to understand what they meant.

 

Thinks sitting at the "little table" during family holidays means he's babysitting.

 

The wife had curb feelers installed on both sides of vehicle. Just in case she should ever be forced to let him drive.

 

You are a skinny little man. Your pajamas have room for only one stripe and you live in fear of origami enthusiasts.

 

Very nice PriceCheck, I bet it makes you giggle when the smart people are willing to help you.

 

I bet you have the directors cut of Showgirls

 

You couldn't appeal to a dog if you were wrapped in beef jerky.

 

I was over at PriceChecks Moms house a few minutes ago. PriceCheck called and I could tell she was pretty upset. Her Mom wasted no time setting her straight. All she said was "PriceCheck, now pay attention. S is before W in the alphabet. Thats all you have to remember. Shit AND THEN wipe Girl."

 

what the hell kind of user name is that dumbass?!

 

Can't hold her liquor