Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

I'm a guy. :toetap05:



Humps the legs of dogs

 

Uses a gay looking sexually ambiguous avatar

 

lmao. It's funny you said that. I've been thinking for awhile about changing it, but I don't know what other one to choose


is a sexually ambiguous gay

 

"The...horror"


Thats what your Mom said when the doctor handed you to her.

 

Likes cartoon boys.....sexually

 

is actually a dead end....not a living end

 

Secretly hates Calvin and Hobbs

 

LMAO!



Is attracted to horses.........sexually

 

Eats shit and craps shit.

 

eats puked up shit

 

Has killed three native American teenagers over the past week.

 

hangs out at elementry schools and offers kids rides home

 

Has never been caught sodomizing a turkey

 

steals his grandmas pension cheques

 

Once danced in seedy nightclubs under the moniker "pin cushion."

 

owns twenty Shamwows

 

owns 21

 

but you paid for yours

 

makes the word 'fist' a verb

 

Once tongue kissed Ross Perot, but didn't tell him he had Herpes.