Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

you have a special mental condition that blocks you from knowing you're retarded

 

he has never pleased a woman....

 

goes to the bathroom in walmart parking lots

 

Rides a Nash skateboard

 

dresses like Columbo

 

Has a Tattoo of Xena Warrior Princess on the small of his back.

 

your colostomy bag is always leaking

 

a sad child actor all grown up

 

Wishes she was from Texarkana

 

molested a turtle.. and started a new redneck fad..

 

Embarasses squirells with his fascination of them.

 

gets off by rolling around in Q-tips

 

gets sexually aroused at the mere sight of a turtle

 

sexual aroused by the sight of dicks

 

won the graduation title of "most likely person to amount to nothing"

 

I actually got "most likely to join a circus" (no kidding)

but thats still better then yours, "most likely to come back and shoot up the place"

 

bullshit....we all know you didnt graduate from highschool

 

Needs picture menus when out to eat

 

always does that "pissed off chick" chicken head bob thing when she walks

 

can't do the electric slide.