Insult the Poster above you Episode III

absolutely refuses to give me back my dildo.....:-(

 

uses cock ring to keep his nose from running

 

doesnt have a phone

 

loves brand clothing

 

shops at Pep Boys for clothes

 

is actually the Tooth Fairy, and is keeping Tinkerbelle prisoner in a birdcage

 

is hiding in a hole til rabbit season is over

 

can't find her car keys on most mornings...

 

once was arrested for jaywalking

 

solicits in Times Square

 

once worked as an escort for rich old ladies

 

has one gray hair....

 

your all "my crystal is bigger than yours"

 

all the tires on your car are different sizes

 

Your car is a cardboard box with wheels

 

beats his gramma

 

Got a street gang to beat your grandma up with chains

 

a whole episode of A&E show 48 was dedicated your life story

 

your were on 48 and got caught in 2

 

Having posted his photo we now know what Earth resembles. P.S. your split personality is showing.

that's no insult, just the facts, ma'am. You gotta eat somehow.