Insult the Poster above you Episode III

went awol to go to a dead concert....

 

blows a big,fat raspberry !!!

 

never leaves answering machine messages because its against her religion

 

Assumes too much, knows too little.




(How do you know it's a she?)

 

questions why someone asks about his well-being...

 

has the same singing voice as that Oriental guy who sings "she bangs"

 

resembles the postman who always rings twice.

 

saving all his money for a sex change operation....

 

Has a bowl cut.

 

has a nipple ring.....

 

Has a jewel in her belly-button




(don't you realize I am 6' 2". Hard to find jobs to pay for the change!!!)

 

has scars on his forehead from runnin into door jams....

 

strangers call you "Aunt Bea"

 

likes to wear a speedo when he goes swimming....

 

secretly snaps photos of all the speedos at the beach for her Bulges website

 

always wears a snorkle

 

forces his male dog to wear pretty sweaters and booties

 

has that same outfit in his size

 

learned to spell her name in reverse, now she is working on spelling it from the front.

 

needs put a little weight on...to skinny