Insult the Poster above you Episode III

Harbors Terrorists

 

Still sits at the little table and gets milk at every family gathering.

 

Still breast feeds

 

Was coaught performing oral sex in Iran, had his lips and tongue chopped off.

 

has so much back hair he can braid it

 

Warty feet.

 

collects and wears those weird genie shoes that curl up at the front

 

the bed of his truck is full of his dirty diapers

 

drives a woodburning yugo on weekdays.....and a lecar on special occasions



the Yugo


the lecar

 

Uses his rubber pants as water wings

 

starves himself to stay slim

 

your son was the banjoboy from Deliverance

 

you were the guy that made Ned squeal like a pig

 

inspiration for Bride of Frankenstein



(boy, I thought of a terrible follow up to your post, but I don't have the courage to post it.)

 

lives in the swamp and wrestles gators

 

wears depends when square dancing....

 

got fired from your pole dancing job for showing up one day when you had the runs

 

still put a twenty in his thong and asked for a lap dance

 

frequently forgets where she put the ganja...

 

Smells of stale beer