Insult the Poster above you Episode III

eats yellow snow

 

exerts mind control over his loyal subject....

 

has no sense of direction

 

likes to roast marshmellows over his tube amplifier......

 

cries whenever he's approached by a jehovvah's witness

 

used to be a card carrying member of those very same Jehovah's witnesses, untill he was caught with the supreme leaders daughter in the nude and doing oral excersizes with her....:-0

 

was brought up by a group of daddy longlegs

 

his day job is actually kindergarden glee club leader....

 

enjoys the occasional dish of cavier

 

actually has twelve fangers, thats how he is able to make all those sounds on the keyboard and geetar....

 

one nostril is four times larger than the other; yet the other has an stubbly outcrop of ingrowing hairs

 

has this rather strange lookin small head growing behind his left ear, no mouth on it tho....:-0

 

is lying about his age

 

lives in the centre of the earth

 

says he grows mushrooms ....but is just lying to make an excuse for the manure smell

 

kicks his dog

 

was on tv once.............but it was on Americas Most wanted

 

trys to bag his own farts.

 

grew up in a low economically developed country

 

was stolen and raised by Gypsies