Insult the Poster above you Episode III

makes multiple posts when on the sauce.....

 

still shaves his feet.

 

enjoys shaving midgets backs.

 

enjoys collecting midgets and placing them around the house in a feng shui layout of china doll-esque lifelessness.

 

the only vagina he ever tasted was his moms when he was born

 

is the daughter of a midget and a giraffe.

 

sniffing gas is your past time hobbie.

 

once blew up his parents house by huffing propane

 

sometimes forgets where he parked his truck....

 

Once ran headfirst into the southbound end of a northbound horse.

 

has a large collection of clappers....

 

feasts on guano

 

can't remember the last time he wrote something down on paper....

 

starting to forget the very chinese proverbs he used to live his life by

 

even though he proclaims to be 21, he is totally gray headed and has no teeth..

 

washes the remains of his hair with mushy peas; an old-time moisturising fallacy.

 

hey, its growin back in clumps....

in reality he is a librarian who is quite mean to the kiddies, no meat, no pudding he is often heard to yell.....

 

finds it hard to define solid lines between life as we know it on the hip forums, everyday life aside from that of the hipforums, and life on mars.

 

is semi-stuck betwixt this reality and another dimension where he is first in line of the male species with the distinct possibility of becoming King....

 

kills reasonably sized spiders with a fork, flame grills them with a lighter and then munches them down; a traditional australian delicacy.