Insult the poster above you. Episode II

^ actually watches "the View" on tv everyday

 

gives rosie o'donnell foot rubs...

 

Belongs to the American Idol songwriters Guild

 

Writes music for soap operas

 

Wanks till it bleeds..............then wanks some more

 

saturdays child still not grown up yet....

 

^ Still thinks I'm 33................what a dumbass

 

Is really 63, and poses as 33 so he doesnt scare off the younger girls on the forums

 

^ So stupids that he thinks girls are remotely interested in 33 year old total squares

 

Insults himself...

 

Eats at WhattaBurger everyday with his friends....and always "forgets" to bring his wallet

 

cooks "chicken" at the local chinese restaurant, behind the SPCA

 

Thinks the SPCA actually keeps all those cats that they catch

 

gets turned on by prostate commercials.

 

has heart burn of the ass

 

Actually related to the person who wrote the song..."somewhere over the rainbow"

 

Produced "Land Down Under"

 

^ Can always "hear the thunder"

 

constantly looking for an opportunity to "peep"

 

^Thinks Ernie and Bert were "just roommates"