Insult the poster above you. Episode II

is just jealous because he can't get in mah stinky bed.

 

is even less than a little bit awesome

 

is jealous of my amount of awesome.

 

has stubby little fingers

 

is missing six fingers.

 

her stubby little fingers always smell like dirty ass

 

wishes his remaining fingers would smell like someone else's dirty ass.

 

in ten years you are going to look just like your gramma

 

wishes he could lick his balls like a dog

 

molests her grandkids

 

is thinking about having a sex change

 

has already had a sex change......THREE TIMES

 

haha

lives in his parents basement

 

suck in and sticks out when taking mirror pics

 

stuffs his tighty whities

 

his whities are all yellowed on the front and skidded on the back

 

"Whitey" inspector

 

constantly had to remind himself that he was not allowed to tell his army buddies his "secret"

 

Never had his lunch money stolen in high school, because he hid it in his butt

 

was homeschooled because the girls kept bullying him