Insult the poster above you. Episode II

is very soft and absorbent

 

texas sucks

 

If I squished your head it would be an improvement

 

has very petite and well manicured hands

 

wrestles with 'gators

 

has season tickets to every Houston Texans home game

 

screwed me out of my season tickets to the San Antonio Spurs games in an underhanded trade for, and i quote,

"Tickets for a FAMOUS Texas Football Team!"

 

Purposely gets pregnant just for the free milk, also uses the aborted fetuses to make dream catchers with.

But tries to sell them for WAAYYY to much $!

 

tries to attract pregnant women for the free milk and dream catchers he will get for holidays

 

Walks like she has a corncob up her butt

 

Is a vegetarian

 

Is weak and flabby like Christianity

 

has a sexual fettish for people with hairy feet

 

tried to grow chest hair by pouring miracle grow on himself

 

you have a beer gut

 

fav. pic of a classic movie star is the only one where you can almost see her butt... and don't hate on my beer belly

 

Yeah it is and I dont want to see yours cause it probably has zits on it

 

lol that's only your ass and teenagers having a rough time in puberty... I will admit... I've been there but those days are over

 

floats like a butterfly and stings like ground up chili peppers in your eyes

 

needs a jalepeno pepper in his eye