Insult the poster above you. Episode II

known locally as "the guy that eats cats"

 

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

 

Member of Annon.. Whatever the fuck that is..

 

Your previous employer said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

 

on disability from being Morbidly obese from years of never going anywhere but your local diner, the computer, and the toilet

 

I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.

 

you have genital small pox

 

you smell like hippie

 

you smell like a dead hippie

 

You're so ugly, that when you were born you had tinted windows on your incubator.

 

Gets paid to fart in public to break up hostile mobs.

 

wears Depends undergarments

 

Wears Generic brand Depends undergarments

 

You're So stupid, you move your lips when watching TV. ​

 

your jaw cracks when you chew

 

I have a question for U..As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

 

You never really wow anybody around the workplace.

 

you smell like yeasty va-j-j

 

you smell like an unwashed dick, ten years after anal sex

 

your eyes are horribly googly