Insult me.

Coming from the guy who finds eliot to be idiotic and repulsive, no you're not imaging things, that was fucking funny.

 

Oh yeah, i think you suck sweaty donkey ass, through a straw!

 

PEA BALLS!!!

 

You look like this:

 

Somebody get this girl a doctor. I dunno what the fuck she's rambling about

 

Oh yes you do! Look down.

 

Ha ha, you just got owned by tree hugger. BURNED! That's just the way the cookie crumbles, read it and weep. Tear

 

Don't give me that you git! You're type makes me puke; you vacuous, stuffy-headed, malodorous pervert! (Unashamedly stolen from Monty Python)

 

If you're going to cite, cite something funny, not something British.

 

If you don't like the British insults, maybe you like the Spanish's:

Eres un cabrón con pintas y me cago en tu puta madre, pedazo de mierda.

I leave the translation for you, I hope it's not too much LOL

 

Wow you're mean! j/k he'll love it.

 

Hey chaos what is your infatuation with jay leno's chin. Is that where you like to take it?

 

No, no it's not. I could tell you where, but I don't feel like it.

 

What do you feel like doing?

 

Obviously she feels like talking to somebody other than you....

 

your attractive

 

you have a cheesy limp penis that smells like cats poo...

 

You are a salacious, egregious, incorrigable, detestable, vile, vexatious, intemperate, narrowminded, incurable, despicable example of homo sapiens sapiens genetics gone incontrovertably, irreversably, inexplicably and irreparably berserk. Your nose hairs are too long, and your eyes are the wrong color, they should be vermillion.

and I am rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

So there, na na na na nana, If you're saying anything I cant hear you.

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

 

Poony tards like you make me hate www.thesaurus.com

 

you've got cancer in your butt.