https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-01-personalized-brain-alleviates-severe-depression.html Researchers are closing in on measuring the lowest possible energy state of the brain. A car engine idling quietly is an example of the lowest possible energy state, that can leap into any higher energy state faster, but takes time to calm down again. Once they have measured it, they will be able to tweak your brain waves like twiddling the dials on a radio, and can explore in depth how to make you instantly happy at the push of a button. This article is about one of the first attempts to deal with chronic depression, and they hit pay dirt the first time, without even knowing the lowest possible energy state or what the fuck they were doing, except this should work. With their consent, brain surgeons have even made people cream their jeans by applying the tiniest little current in just the right spot. Soon, a Woody Allan style Orgasmitron will be possible, and the porn industry is among the leading high tech industries today. The fun is just getting started but, unfortunately, a lot of the work is still classified, because the same analog logic can be used for anything, including putting a cruise missile through your front door. Forget about heroin, this will destroy televangelism and cause entire populations to implode dramatically.
