Inspirational Saying Of The Day

Ok, I'll start.

Inside every old person, there is a young person wondering what the fuck happened

 

Inside every young person, there is and old person wondering 'when and I going to grow up'.

 

If you're going to do something tonight you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.

 

Measure three times.... cut once.

The measure of a person is not in what they say but what they do,

Why are women terrible with measurements? Because all their lives they've been told that THIS -----> is ten inches.

 

no matter how hard you fail, you're still the best you, anyone can ever be.

no matter where you go, there you are.

reality is so diverse, that no matter how much is learned, there will always be more that has yet to be even imagined.

there will always be someplace humans can't screw up, because they can't get there from here. the universe is that big.

the same impersonal universe that does nothing to prevent the rise of tyrants, does equally nothing to prevent their fall.

 

Don't look back, you're not going that way,

 

When you finally get your shit together.... you find out you live in a very stinky place.

 

LOVE FOR ALL ... HATRED FOR NONE

 

"never look back--something might be gaining on you."---Satchel Paige.

"first thing you know--you won't know nothin."--a friends dad when we were about 10.

 

also inside every old person, there's a young person, wondering "how in the hell did this happen".

 

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. Mark Twain


Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller


and my favorite - If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields

 

When venturing out on the ice, “Thick and blue, tried and true. Thin or crispy, way too risky."


Hotwater

 

Very nice, inspretional

 

"I'd like champagne for my real friends-and real pain for my sham friends".

 

"learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself" Groucho Marx

 

You are awesome. Now go out and prove it

 

Its not how you pick your nose that counts, it's where you flick the boogars.