Inserting into penis ????

Sounds incredibly painful and unpleasant. Not my cup of tea thanks.

 

not for me..

 

hi
One day i inserted a wire into my penis first time i use small wire and day by day i use a long wire about a length from my elbow to finger wen i insert it it was going with out any disturbance and i feel goood and it was so nice .in my college no body was in my room,i toook a wire which was slight big and i inserted
into my penis wen i insert that it puncture my urethra internally and start bleed like menstrual blood and i was afraid and about 100 ml blood will spitted on my bed,don know wat to do,it never stops,and i used a sponge in my penis to stop blood but it never stops .one day fully wen i go urine it comes in red color and i don know wat to do.up to next day i didn sleep and i check every one hour by going to bathroom wether blodd stops .but the next day At 6 clock morning i went bathroom and i starts urine and agin blood comes and i cried .and after complet urine i again forced to urine at that just normal urine came without blood .finally i relaxed ,from the next time i starts insert a hp wooden pencil to my penis and later lead refill pen etc i usually use a wire called phone wire i will bisect the phoine wire which consist of two lines and i use one line to insert into my penis.was feeling super now.friends wen u insert
unsharp the edge of the wire and insert and or don leave it.

 

I think I have found the village idiot.

 

Try getting some cheese wire, tying it around the base of your penis & your testicles, and then giving one massive yank, thus garotting it all off & disposing of any future problems in that region.

 

eye dropper with ky jelly to lube, small paint brush, insert from ball point pen, plastic tubing tapered end into bladder,( will drain bladder , just insert until starts to drain. drain into container. 16" electronic test cable( wire) folded in half. when resistance is met wet with water.

 

Hell to the no

 

A lady friend of mine has sounded my dick a few times, it is very erotic and feels great, you do need to be sterile with everything though, I didnt think it would be good at first but was pleasantly surprized. I have an open mind and will try anything with the right female

 

Have you tried rubbing your ball sack against a cheese grater? Omg Lolz so awesome

 

There are some g spot vibrators which have a very small tip on the end - I can highly recommend them for uretha insertions - if lube is applied to tip of vibrator first. It does cause an ejaculation.

 

I sometimes use a sound or a penis plug when masturbating, it causes a very good ejaculation.

 

Don't do it. At the risk of offending a few people I advise not to put items where they are not meant to go. The mouth is the only place that is designed for entry (and then only air, food and water) other places are exit points only.

 

This whole thing has made my eyes water. I think I'll give it a miss.

 

The only thing designed for you to put in the end of a penis is a catheter and that is not something most people enjoy doing. Anything else is to risky and makes me wonder .... why?

 

yeah, that whole vaginal sex thing is just a bad idea.

 

Ooh jeez - only doctors are supposed to put things up there. And if they are doing so, you already have a problem!
Stop it!

 

Ive had a girl wanting me to put a pen in my cock as it got her off on a webcam. I couldnt do it, was worried about getting an infection, I would almost anything else to help her get off though. I love to help a girl orgasm .. Thats my thing I suppose

 

that's every guy's thing on the internet.

 

There is a very un-hip atmosphere in this thread. We have horror stories of ludicrously dangerous experimentation, which even if it didn't damage or cause infection, stood no chance of stimulating any pleasure spots. And we have stories of clinical experiences which can't possibly have been expected to have any sensual value. And then we have the predictable chorus of self-congratulatory "not me" posts. Change the topic to drugs or anal prostate stimulation, and ask yourself if this combination of posts would be hip in any way?

The simple fact is that in both men and women, the urethra passes through and is intimately connected with the core sexual pleasure centers (the internal clitoris and G-spot in women, the prostate in men, and the bladder sphincter in both genders).

In order to be pleasurably stimulated, there must be an atmosphere in which pleasure is both possible (even likely), and is the deliberate objective of any/all participants. And in order for it to be sanely safe, the implements should be of surgical grade material and either sterilized or (if never shared) thoroughly sanitized with an effective antiseptic, as should the body parts (including hands) that will contact them.

Anyone doing this kind of thing another way is asking for trouble. There are videos on the web of people using nails, Sharpies, paint brush handles, their fingers, and so forth for urethral insertion. They're either ignorant of the risks or they're insane!

Aside from catheters (which are most often used in medical fetish play as a power exchange activity, rather than for physical pleasure stimulation), surgical steel sounds (or similarly designed cervical dilators) are the safest and best way to experience urethral stimulation of the pleasure centers.

I have no intention giving detailed instructions here, and I don't recommend the activity to anyone. The internet is full of good and bad advice on the subject (Google "urethral sounding"). My only real interest here is to say, please keep an open mind, maybe especially in this forum. That is the true hipster spirit, to believe there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in our own limited philosophies, if I may paraphrase The Bard.

My personal experience with sounding is that, in some of us males, this form of stimulation results in incomparable pleasure that's like a continuous non-ejaculatory orgasm [in females, ejaculation is actually much more likely than from other kinds of stimulation]. I mostly do this solo, and my biggest problem is just being able to stop! I guess you could consider it a fetish, and move on. But in the interest of this forum's reputation, I thought one experienced, non-judgmental post might help spiff things up a little. :afro:

 

Every inch of my body hurts right now just from reading this...